Why Are We Still Hiring Release Managers in 2025?

I’m back on the market. My contract’s wrapping up, and I’ve started scanning the job boards. There it is again — Release Manager. Right next to it? Scrum Master. And I can’t help but ask: How is this still a thing? We’re nearly a quarter into the 21st century. Agile’s old enough to rent a car. DevOps has a full beard. And yet somehow, we’re still posting job ads for roles that feel like relics from the JIRA waterfall days. ...

June 4, 2025 · 2 min · The Cynical Developer

Speaking & Consulting

Here’s how not to rewrite your system. Again. What I Actually Do (When I’m Not Yelling at Legacy Code) I’ve spent 20 years in the trenches of enterprise Java, EJB nightmares, and leadership roles trying to keep developer teams sane and systems stable. These days, I help teams modernize without melting down, fix processes that quietly ruin morale, and build software that won’t collapse under its own cleverness. ...

May 27, 2025 · 2 min · The Cynical Developer